Your mother has ethereal bone structure. My god. I bet you’re gorgeous.
malonesxfamousxchili on
drop their lore
Distinct_Reading5760 on
These look like excellent humans
tessablackveil on
ROCK AND ROLL!
Standard-Account1209 on
Young Ozzie Osborne
Metroidcrime on
If you’re not insanely attractive, you got cheated.
Nerazzurro9 on
🤘
BarbequedYeti on
Was your dad known as roast beef? Â Like the cousin of meatloaf?
SlinkDogg on
Man I have that same zombie shirt as a sweat shirt, now. You guys seem awesome!
Hahaha2681 on
Doppelganger
Resident_Big6167 on
Please tell me you got those cheek bones.
EveryExplanation8084 on
Coolest parents ever!!!
timbocf on
Ur dad is Meatloaf?
ReservedPickup12 on
OP’s dad started up their school’s Hellfire Club.
FD4L on
What was your dad’s band’s name?
modest_hero on
Meat Loaf 🤘
Odd_Tone_6398 on
Are you an Angel?
Chubby_Comic on
Your mom looks like a model! Gorgeous!
DylanTheV1llain on
Rocking the White Zombie tee. My parents were divorced, and predictably, my dad would always let me get away with shit I couldn’t at Mom’s. I convinced him to buy Astro-Creep 2000, and he had to hear that album the entire Summer.
NoEstablishment1069 on
Bet he showed her the back of his Dragula.
Appropriate_Ad_5394 on
Your dad is meatloaf fyi.
deaniebopper on
What’s your hair like? Is it nearly as glorious?
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That is a sweet White Zombie shirt
hair genetics holy grail
Can we see them now!?
Please tell us their story!
Your mother has ethereal bone structure. My god. I bet you’re gorgeous.
drop their lore
These look like excellent humans
ROCK AND ROLL!
Young Ozzie Osborne
If you’re not insanely attractive, you got cheated.
🤘
Was your dad known as roast beef? Â Like the cousin of meatloaf?
Man I have that same zombie shirt as a sweat shirt, now. You guys seem awesome!
Doppelganger
Please tell me you got those cheek bones.
Coolest parents ever!!!
Ur dad is Meatloaf?
OP’s dad started up their school’s Hellfire Club.
What was your dad’s band’s name?
Meat Loaf 🤘
Are you an Angel?
Your mom looks like a model! Gorgeous!
Rocking the White Zombie tee. My parents were divorced, and predictably, my dad would always let me get away with shit I couldn’t at Mom’s. I convinced him to buy Astro-Creep 2000, and he had to hear that album the entire Summer.
Bet he showed her the back of his Dragula.
Your dad is meatloaf fyi.
What’s your hair like? Is it nearly as glorious?
Ha white zombie
Best post on this in a while
This is just Slash’s parents.
Holy cheekbones batman!
Your Dad is Shannon Hoon?
Metal
